Eat, Sleep, Latino Heat. @DylanTheThomas@swingset.social

HOLY SHIT BETO O’ROURKE WAS A MEMBER OF THE CULT OF THE DEAD COW

I AM BEYOND BLOWN AWAY

https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-politics-beto-orourke/

Doesn’t mean I will or wont vote for him ever but still...

HOLY SHIT

FACEBOOK AND INSTAGRAM ARE DOWN!

QUICK GO TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT MASTODON

Load testing means different things to different people.

At @ryan_jandr1013 @Ellie check it out:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/-/32846294292.html

Thanks to #rollerderby everything hurts... everywhere.

I still woke up this morning with a smile on my face thinking:
“This must be what a bottom feels like after three hours of impact play.”

Last night’s couples date was amaaaazing.

Since nothing sets the mood like a couple glasses of wine and a sexy movie, I bought and streamed Erika Lust’s XConfessions Vol. 16 and ... wow.

We made through four before we four took it to the bedroom.

https://store.erikalust.com/en/erika-lust-downloads/xconfessions-vol-16

Selfie time!

This weekend:
- Enjoy time with another couple, tonight
- Attend a play party that looka f’n wonderful, tomorrow
- Get my ass kicked in roller derby, Sunday

Good weekend.

Boy...
Waking up this morning after a dream involving my partner who passed was a bit jarring.

That I woke up with a hardon was... confusing, but understandable. We loved each other but god we spent a lot of time fucking.

Now I’m down a confusing rabbit hole of reliving many of our best sexual experiences, but then remembering she’s gone.

This is the definition of a #confusedboner.

update:
I scored.

<butthead>
“It looks like I’m gonna score...”
</butthead>

maaaan...
I feel like a failure as an admin whenever I see @federationbot’s trending hashtags, click them, and see no current (or any) content.

Like... what the hell?

I am trying to follow as many other admins as possible on as many different servers as possible to get the federated connections going but I can’t follow who/what I don’t know about.

*sigh*

#admin #mastoadmin #adminproblems

https://mastodon.host/@federationbot/101578740606794394

‪I know I’ve not been shy about being a member of #teambidet but man I’ll tell you...‬

‪It really makes a positive difference when there’s an upset stomach in play.‬

I and a partner of mine massaged Tonia on a massage table and slowly brought her to several orgasms while a man and two women played with each other and fucked on the bed in front of us.

It was a super hot