Faaaaaaa, Coverville is SO GOOD...

Green Day, Nirvana, and Ke$ha covers, I'm grooving inappropriately hard at work right now.

Want to use a link shortener on #Mastodon?

Don't! :blobsurprised: All links in Mastodon posts count for 23 characters, no matter how long they really are.

(via @jond )


Me, every time I toot: This is the one. This is the one that will make me world-famous and finally give me self-esteem.

*clicks TOOT!*

*five seconds later, when nothing has happened*

ughhhh I'm SO BAD at this


Hey @JustKeepSwinging if you'd like HedonismBot to tweet out your podcasts I'd be happy to set that up! Just let me know.

Hey all!

I've created a bot: @podcasts

This bot's job is solely to post about new podcast episodes, it's pulling directly from lifeontheswingset.com.

If you want to know when podcasts come out, follow that bot!

"My skate name is Rampant Ratchet, number 113.
How I chose my skatename is, I'm an engineer -- a lot of people call me Raytch, Ratch, Ratchet, so, it's kinda like that,
and then, the "Rampant" is,
probably not good for TV?"


Self-Promotion: Sex Ed workshop on foreskins (with hilarious image) Show more

I’d love to start a conversation with everyone here about something that’s been ruminating in my head for a while now, body types and the words and connotations that we place on them. What does everyone prefer when it comes to describing body types? How do the different words and categories make you FEEL? Ex: BBW, curvy, thick, spinner, etc.

Please boost and give me your thoughts if you’d like, I’d love to know everyone’s thoughts on the matter, providers and clients!


...also, god, I fucking hope I end up going to work tomorrow smelling my wife on me.

~makes plans for tonight~

Finally... I've finished . Time to start seeing what the online buzz was. :)

Also @ryan_jandr1013 apparently there is a follow-bot (@satan) that will follow you if you say satan or satanic.

It just followed me.

It should head over to botsin.space where it belongs. :)

Man... I'm only two hours into ... *sigh*

...and I have a podcast to edit.

The podcast wins BUT ONLY BARELY.

New episode is up! We talk about our experiences at another real Nudist Resort. We ask why swingers like them if expressing sexuality is not allowed. We also have a bi-sexual female couple from Torrid Souls podcast help us explain it.


Pandemic Legacy, Season 2 visual spoiler! Show more

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We are swingers, polyamorous, sex positive, nonmonogamous, kinky, and other compatible folk! We are also consent and kink aware and LGBTQIA+ inclusive.

If you're cool with all this, you can apply to join our little community by visiting www.lifeontheswingset.com/swingsetdotsocial and acknowledging your coolness and we'll let you in!