Dylan "Mostly Harmless" Thomas @DylanTheThomas@swingset.social

Ok maybe this “newer, longer, maybe scarier” hair thing I’m doing isn’t so bad.

Current hair and facial hair status:

Hello from #eXXXotica!

Yo Mastodon

@ToniaThomas and I love you!

At @ryan_jandr1013 @Ellie check it out:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/-/32846294292.html

Last night’s couples date was amaaaazing.

Since nothing sets the mood like a couple glasses of wine and a sexy movie, I bought and streamed Erika Lust’s XConfessions Vol. 16 and ... wow.

We made through four before we four took it to the bedroom.

https://store.erikalust.com/en/erika-lust-downloads/xconfessions-vol-16

Selfie time!

Have I mentioned how f'n cold it is today?

Cause it's g'damned cold here in #chiberia.

#deepfreeze #chicago

Fortune favors the bold.

#pokemongo #exraid #deoxys #dittoarmy

Listen, I realize this graphic is pretty self-promotional... but it's also heckin' hilarious.

Forgiveness please.

#wrasstodon #turtlenecks

If you’re near #milwaukee and have a foreskin in your life, join Ren Grabert and I for:
Now You’re Playing with Foreskin!

We’ll be at the Tool Shed on Fri. 1/25 @ 8:30PM to help provide information and skills you’ll need to please that prepuce!

https://www.toolshedtoys.com/class-and-event-tickets-class-now-youre-playing-wi.html

#penis #foreskin #uncut #uncircumsized #foreskin #sexualhealthinfo #sexhealthinfo #sexed

Mood:

‪A little late night Pandemic Legacy, Season 2 action!‬

‪#boardgaming #tabletop #tabletopgaming ‬

GOTTA PROTECT MYSELF FROM BIRDSITE WRESTLING SPOILERS

#njwk13 #wrasstodon #spoilers

I believe I know what my halloween profile pic will be in 2019.

#PokemonGo #Gastly

“Pleasure’s calling...
are you ready to accept the charges?”

#purewand
#newyears2019

‪Other things I use my nitrile gloves for:‬

‪- Protecting my keyboard and mouse from lotion’d up hands‬

HALP

“I thought I was playing a railroad game but apparently I’m playing #Tsuro.”

- a friend,
playing #whistlestop with us!

#mexicanchristmas
#tabletopgames #tabletop

‪Current status:‬

‪Making #pozole from scratch, one batch with chile ancho and one with both chile de arbol and chile ancho.‬

‪#mexicanchristmas‬
‪#navidad‬
‪#burntfingersdontcare‬