I spent eight years playing and five years refereeing roller derby and I’m happy to announce I’ve finally (and successfully) made the transition to... (EC, Selfie) 

BALLS AND FINGERS IN HOLES 

Work’s been -extremely- stressful and overloading but lunch time workouts make it a bit easier to handle.

Selfie, eye contact, wait, how do I do this again? Oh yeah BOOSTS WELCOME AND SHIT 

Cripes y'all I 'm still trying to catchup to :nb_crossbow: and Wenbiesday and I was terribly late on hornt and now there's this 🎾 ball shit going on I can't keep up and I don't understand.

Excuse me, dear gentlepersons of Mastodon, can you slow the rate of memevolution a bit?

This aging internet warrior is having a problem keeping up with "the kids these days".

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Swingset.Social

We are swingers, polyamorous, sex positive, nonmonogamous, kinky, and accepting folk. We are consent and kink aware, welcoming to people of color, and LGBTQIA+ inclusive.

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