Dylan Thomas, Paradisomancer @DylanTheThomas@swingset.social

Hurray, it’s our annual active shooter drill.

People walking around with airhorns while we scurry away and attempt to escape or barricade.

*sigh*

Well...
This work day needs to end real soon.

Today I solo’d a Machamp.
... THIS IS A BIG DEAL PEOPLE.

#PokemonGO (⌐■_■)

OH
SHIT

This mattress is goooooooooooooood.
Scary good.

BRB INVITING CUDDLESLUTS OVER TO CUDDLE

We spend a lot of time talking about improving relationships, but sometimes... The other person involved doesn't do the work.

Bex Caputo and Lunabelle join Ginger Bentham and I to talk about what to do about it.

https://www.lifeontheswingset.com/27688/ss-337-relationship-struggles-emotional-black-holes/

#polyamory #ss337 #relationships #nonmonogamy

...also mastodon is less fun if you auto-show cw/nsfw content.

I've switched to #Mast to access Mastodon via my iOS devices. I'm liking its user experience quite a bit, even if there are a couple of very small stumbling areas surrounding media

(In my experience, all mastodon clients have rough edges, heh)

Considering how good it is I have a lot of faith that @JPEG will continue improving it and that makes me happy.

I HAVE VOTED WITH MY $$$
https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/mast/id1437429129?mt=8

Gettin’ in some Terraforming Mars on my #blackfriday!

#tabletop #boardgaming

...spending my #BlackFriday repairing my son’s Xbox One’s optical drive.

Aww yes... got that sweet sweet Electivire now that that research box popped to offer a Sinnoh stone.

#pokemongo

If I don’t take it off,
I am still on vacation, hosting the biggest party of the year...

right?

#ssdesire
ssdesire.com

Me, in Cancun, at 8AM, preparing to say goodbye to everyone.

*sigh* :)

Packing the important stuff... :D

Whoa, I didn't know an instance named newjack.city existed... but I got three follows in three seconds.

*popcorn*

Hey friends, our latest episode is -out-.

https://www.lifeontheswingset.com/27578/ss-334-gettin-some-while-on-the-road/

We talk about how we, as #swingers, #polyamorous, and #nonmonogamous folk often travel a lot, and often look for opportunities to connect with others when we do.

I can’t believe I laughed so f’n hard at this... but I laughed so hard it hurt.

@ToniaThomas @Lyndzi @brandon

#jackbox
#patentlystupid

Heard at my little party today:

“Is Rimworld what I think it is?”
“...mmmmm, no.”
“...too bad.”

Looks like the birdsite is finally crashing under the weight of its own crapulence!

#twitter
#l33t
#m4x0r

https://twitter.com/allyspoon/status/1052236092479627269

Holy shit I have a hotel pool and hot tub to myself!

Also, damn, I am in a hotel pool and hot tub by myself.

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#catsofmastodon