Dylan "Thaños" Thomas @DylanTheThomas@swingset.social

Ok @ryan_jandr1013 finally watching Kofi v. Orton. :)

#summerslam
#wrasstodon

Cripes y'all I 'm still trying to catchup to and Wenbiesday and I was terribly late on hornt and now there's this 🎾 ball shit going on I can't keep up and I don't understand.

Excuse me, dear gentlepersons of Mastodon, can you slow the rate of memevolution a bit?

This aging internet warrior is having a problem keeping up with "the kids these days".

My cat decided I needed a bit of help editing the podcast.

Narrator:
"He did."

Facebook is fucking trash, however... sometimes something that connects with me comes up and this time it has, so I'm going to hop on the "10 days of pictures for a thing you like" hype train. HERE GOES NOTHING:

Day 1 of the 10-day #rollerderby challenge!

Every day I will post some media detailing some involvement in Roller Derby that had an impact on me with some level (none is a level!) of explanation.

Fuck nominating someone else, participate if you wanna.

...apparently Cacnea love Tool.
#PokemonGo

I did not stay in this penthouse Airbnb bedroom, I stayed downstairs in a very large and awesome bedroom. but...

SO MUCH FLUID BONDED DEBAUCHERY

While I did not participate as anything more than a voyeur in the sex of the woman and two gentlemen, I believe no less than four hours of the six days we were in NOLA involves various levels of double penetration, near-airtight configurations, multiple orgasm and person cream pies, and so many sounds.

It
Was
Amazing

Chillin’ at a pub outside Indy after a slobberknocker of an MRDA bout between the Chicago Bruise Brothers and the Race City RebelS!

151 RCR
143 CBB

#rollerderby

Allo #PokemonGo fans!
I’ve started a new account and I would love to be your friend!

Paraísomante
7762 7371 9502

It is December... and it is nearly the end of the world.

#tabletop
#boardgaming
#pandemic

Today is traditionally Chicago’s pride celebration. I’ve been fortunate enough to put skates on and march in the parade (twice!) and cheer from the sidelines quite a bit.

I won’t make it this year, but to everyone that pride means anything to...

Happy pride. :)

OH, so, in f'n awesome #pokemongo news:

I finally evolved a Riolu into a Lucario, and OH. MY. GOD.

Fighting moves AND Ghost/Shadow ball?

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POKEMON.

Ok, I think I'm sticking with this look. :)

This isn’t my hair’s final form... but it’s getting there!

‪Game 8 @ #Geekway:‬
‪Xia: Legends of a Drift System!‬

‪SEE YOU ALL IN NINE HOURS!‬

‪#geekway2019 ‬
‪#GeekwayToTheWest ‬
‪#tabletop ‬
‪#boardgames ‬

‪Game 3 @ #Geekway:‬
‪Terraforming Mars!‬

‪... unfortunately we started breakdown before I remembered to take a photo.‬
‪:/‬

‪#tabletop #boardgames #geekwaytothewest #geekway2019‬

‪Game 4 @ #Geekway:‬
‪Elizabeth Hargrave’s Wingspan!‬

‪#tabletop #boardgames #geekway2019 #geekwaytothewest‬

‪Game 2 at #Geekway;‬
‪@Breaking_Games’ Expancity!‬

‪#Geekway2019 #geekwaytothewest #tabletop #boardgaming‬

Game 1 @ #Geekway:
Empire Builder!

#Geekway2019 #GeekwayToTheWest #boardgames #tabletop #tabletopgaming #boardgaming

May
the
Fucking
Fourth!

#rollerderby post bout dinner for a goddamn job well done!

Lunch break fun:
ACHIEVED

#Pokemon
#Pokémon
#GameBoy