Dylan "Thaños" Thomas @DylanTheThomas@swingset.social

Hello Bawdy Storytelling!

soon... soon...

ZEDD!

Work’s been -extremely- stressful and overloading but lunch time workouts make it a bit easier to handle.

I am bad and I should feel bad.

...but I don’t.

#pokemongo #ポケモンGO

I swear I’m sill retired
#rolerderby

Watching Naruto from the beginning with the 14 year old!

Oh yeah and @memnus this is one of my #seattle takeaways!

Oh hello, it's @ToniaThomas and me, LIVE, from #seattle!

Just saw Minnesota take a tough loss, but goddamn they fought hard.

#rollerderby
#wftdaplayoffs

Nice #chicago, niiiice.
Really. Outstanding work.

Burning Man, 2011.

Just introduced my family to Jimmy Havoc

#AEWAllOut

Aww...look at my little old lady sleeping.

Ok @ryan_jandr1013 finally watching Kofi v. Orton. :)

#summerslam
#wrasstodon

Cripes y'all I 'm still trying to catchup to and Wenbiesday and I was terribly late on hornt and now there's this 🎾 ball shit going on I can't keep up and I don't understand.

Excuse me, dear gentlepersons of Mastodon, can you slow the rate of memevolution a bit?

This aging internet warrior is having a problem keeping up with "the kids these days".

My cat decided I needed a bit of help editing the podcast.

Narrator:
"He did."

Facebook is fucking trash, however... sometimes something that connects with me comes up and this time it has, so I'm going to hop on the "10 days of pictures for a thing you like" hype train. HERE GOES NOTHING:

Day 1 of the 10-day #rollerderby challenge!

Every day I will post some media detailing some involvement in Roller Derby that had an impact on me with some level (none is a level!) of explanation.

Fuck nominating someone else, participate if you wanna.

...apparently Cacnea love Tool.
#PokemonGo

I did not stay in this penthouse Airbnb bedroom, I stayed downstairs in a very large and awesome bedroom. but...

SO MUCH FLUID BONDED DEBAUCHERY

While I did not participate as anything more than a voyeur in the sex of the woman and two gentlemen, I believe no less than four hours of the six days we were in NOLA involves various levels of double penetration, near-airtight configurations, multiple orgasm and person cream pies, and so many sounds.

It
Was
Amazing

Chillin’ at a pub outside Indy after a slobberknocker of an MRDA bout between the Chicago Bruise Brothers and the Race City RebelS!

151 RCR
143 CBB

#rollerderby