@FnKHonest now i just need more swinubs to appear so I can buy that sweet ass charged ice move

@FnKHonest I was asleep for most of it (recovering from being sick)... I did have significant swinub candy before the event so when I woke up I drove out to a park and spent 30 minutes picking some up and ended up with two shinys and four total mamoswine.

I like this one! (I have two lucky, insider trading woo woo!)

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@lawremipsum I wasn't TERRIBLY interested in what that hashtag was... maybe I hope there's a translation error in "make my pussy great again" or something...

But there've been other hashtags come up where I'm like... aww..

I just have a feeling that I'm still missing out on a HUGE part of the fediverse (for better or for worse).

Hey. Remember, we can all be each other's valentines on here.

Prepare some messages to people who mean a lot to you here.

Send them in DMs or publicly on the 14th. ❤️💙💞

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maaaan...
I feel like a failure as an admin whenever I see @federationbot’s trending hashtags, click them, and see no current (or any) content.

Like... what the hell?

I am trying to follow as many other admins as possible on as many different servers as possible to get the federated connections going but I can’t follow who/what I don’t know about.

*sigh*

mastodon.host/@federationbot/1

‪I know I’ve not been shy about being a member of but man I’ll tell you...‬

‪It really makes a positive difference when there’s an upset stomach in play.‬

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@kosh (nod) I enjoyed a good 4x, and that was truly one of my favorites. The ship fighting animations were really great too.

Unfortunately it was buggy as all hell. I haven't checked in on outside projects to stabilize it lately but... it's here:
armadafleetcommand.com/botf

I never played A Final Unity, i'll have to find it!

@bewitchyourmind gentle moisturizing care takes priority. get a lil deep clean and cream for that poor overtaxed muscle and massage it gently with cool oils. it'll be strangely romantic i promise

We may have accidentally stumbled on one of the best podcast titles of all times:

Squishing Off - Getting Experimental with our Genitals

Everything hurts and I have permanent marker and velcro burn on my arms.

What sport did I play last night?

@bewitchyourmind

I...
oh god.

I feel like the person who wants me to eat their ass should have told me... and if they didn’t know, I’d tell them.

That can’t feel good.

ALSO NOW THIS WILL BE ON MY MIND THE ENTIRE DAY THNX!

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