Dylan “ビッグパパのエネルギー" Thomas @DylanTheThomas@swingset.social

Hey friends,

Tomorrow evening, Bex Caputo and Kevin Patterson join @Ginger and I in a new Gang Bang the Mailbag session and your questions are invited!

Drop me a line if you would like us to address anything on your mind!

volunteer.

of the year. :)

I’ve been critically low on... emotional resources lets call them, lately.

Hello fediverse thanks for still being here and not entirely being on fire.

@rey “Sluttery Subject Matter Expert.”

Got it!

From now on I will refer to @rey as “The Subject Matter Expert.”

@chillnb

<i>{under breath grunting intensifies}</i>

BOWLING
TOURNAMENT

compete in six games
46 high school teams here
smelly teenagers

@chillnb I was for about ten days. :D

So...

Two months of long and incredibly stressful days at work...
+ thirteen days of out of country travel
+ plus making out with twenty or more people
= seven days of strep throat + a week and a half of recovery time

Hello, my name is Dylan and I have been very bad to by body.

NO RAGRETS

‪I am paying for my slutty vacation in significant and unpleasant ways.‬

‪I loved every minute of every person I spent time with.‬

still afk

brb afk

Setting up for the Life on the Swingset 2019 takeover, I am now on the "karaoke" part of setup.

I remember why i hate Karaoke companies with the passion of a hundred fucking songs.

I WANT TO PURCHASE YOUR MUSIC STOP MAKING IT SO FUCKING HARD TO PURCHASE SINGLE TRACKS AT REASONABLE PRICES INSTEAD OF PURCHASING AN ENTIRE MONTH OF BULLSHIT TO GET TWO GOOD SONGS

@Zoidtes :)
I will do it again, and record it!

Hello Bawdy Storytelling!

Welcome back @mattarnold :D

‪... this weekend, @ToniaThomas and I have a fucktoy.‬

‪It’s been so long, god I can’t wait to have my cock in her mouth, eyes looking up at me, while i wrap her hair around my hand.

She wants my cock so desperately, she wants Tonia’s cock so damn desperately, she wants both at the same time, she wants us to use her.

We will.
We will also take very good care of her, offering lots of love and comfort.