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Wife is out on a ladies night. Do I... 

- Be Productive by editing a podcast
- Be productive and fold my clothes
- Be productive and change the wheels and bearings on my skates

... nah I think I’ll spend a bit of time “alone”

@laser @sydney everyone needs to know that my wife just tried to ask me “what was the song with the percentages?” And I asked her, “…do you mean Remember The Name by Fort Minor?” And SHE FUCKING DID MEAN REMEMBER THE NAME

really feeling like fedi could use another round of “what’s your Bad Dragon Dildosona”

You know that post flight or fight feeling?
Yeah... I’m shaking. I have that right now.

(after a really fucking hard conversargument)


Work just started blocking


I love showing affection by sitting behind someone / with someone in my lap while I brush their hair / scratch their scalp / massage their neck.

Today I learned that I finally have hair long enough to really brush... and my wife brushed it and it felt wonderful.

Holy crap.

Not-so-sexy stuff: skin tags 

Both my wife and I get skin tags, and on occasion they get inflamed and there's no f'n way I'm going to a doctor every time that happens (say because of a workout, a seatbelt ,or other), so... in these cases...

We sit in the bathroom, sterilize toenail clippers and tweezers, and... take care of the issue ourselves.

Just did this a couple times. When done well it's a quick sharp prick and a tiny bit of blood.

Op success tonight.

Ayyy apparently Jirachi research requires three new friends. WHO WANTS TO BE NEW POKÉFRIENDS?


My memory keeps replaying for me these little moments, like… arching my back and grabbing the sheets around me during one of my peaks of pleasure, and then opening my eyes again to see him smiling at what he's doing to me. 😊 Or his voice as he cooed gentle encouragement at me. I got enough words out to ask him to keep talking, tell him I liked his voice.

I didn't realize just how much this experience was something I needed. I guess I'm sorry if you get tired of hearing about it 😅

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Watching the MRDA North American Qualifiers ( playoffs) and holy crap every gamr
is competitive and super fun as a spectator.

THIS IS WHY (one of many reasons) I LOVE MRDA.

Link to stream of my team (Chicago Bruise Brothers) game 2:

Cripes y'all I 'm still trying to catchup to :nb_crossbow: and Wenbiesday and I was terribly late on hornt and now there's this 🎾 ball shit going on I can't keep up and I don't understand.

Excuse me, dear gentlepersons of Mastodon, can you slow the rate of memevolution a bit?

This aging internet warrior is having a problem keeping up with "the kids these days".

never before in my life have i ever wanted for someone to add a tracker or ad to their website

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