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Selfie, eye contact, wait, how do I do this again? Oh yeah BOOSTS WELCOME AND SHIT 

Oh hello, it's @ToniaThomas and me, LIVE, from !

i am a dork 

Today, while drying myself with a towel...

I hit myself in the dick.
What. The. Hell...

mortality mention 

Four people in the above photo have passed, three this Labor Day.

:ralphwiggumheart:

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death and other personal tragedy 

...and as the Tuesday country song plays out, a partner of mine had her car die on her.

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death and other personal tragedy 

I just found out three friends I met at Burning Man died yesterday, together, on a boat.

Also hey someone I truly consider a best friend just (mutually) called off their engagement and I found out about that a few hours ago.

I’ve taken a few gut punches.

I've been suspending Gab instances on sight, the earliest being develop.gab.com and notdevelop.gab.com.

GUESS WHO FORGOT TO SUSPEND GAB.COM?

Wife is out on a ladies night. Do I... 

- Be Productive by editing a podcast
- Be productive and fold my clothes
- Be productive and change the wheels and bearings on my skates

... nah I think I’ll spend a bit of time “alone”

@laser @sydney everyone needs to know that my wife just tried to ask me “what was the song with the percentages?” And I asked her, “…do you mean Remember The Name by Fort Minor?” And SHE FUCKING DID MEAN REMEMBER THE NAME

really feeling like fedi could use another round of “what’s your Bad Dragon Dildosona”

You know that post flight or fight feeling?
Yeah... I’m shaking. I have that right now.

(after a really fucking hard conversargument)

Aww...

Work just started blocking swingset.social.

FINE I’LL USE MY MOBILE DEVICE FOR ALL MY TOOTING NEEDS.

I love showing affection by sitting behind someone / with someone in my lap while I brush their hair / scratch their scalp / massage their neck.

Today I learned that I finally have hair long enough to really brush... and my wife brushed it and it felt wonderful.

Holy crap.

Not-so-sexy stuff: skin tags 

Both my wife and I get skin tags, and on occasion they get inflamed and there's no f'n way I'm going to a doctor every time that happens (say because of a workout, a seatbelt ,or other), so... in these cases...

We sit in the bathroom, sterilize toenail clippers and tweezers, and... take care of the issue ourselves.

Just did this a couple times. When done well it's a quick sharp prick and a tiny bit of blood.

Op success tonight.

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