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Selfie, eye contact, wait, how do I do this again? Oh yeah BOOSTS WELCOME AND SHIT 

i am a dork 

mortality mention 

death and other personal tragedy 

death and other personal tragedy 

I've been suspending Gab instances on sight, the earliest being develop.gab.com and notdevelop.gab.com.

GUESS WHO FORGOT TO SUSPEND GAB.COM?

Wife is out on a ladies night. Do I... 

@laser @sydney everyone needs to know that my wife just tried to ask me “what was the song with the percentages?” And I asked her, “…do you mean Remember The Name by Fort Minor?” And SHE FUCKING DID MEAN REMEMBER THE NAME

really feeling like fedi could use another round of “what’s your Bad Dragon Dildosona”

You know that post flight or fight feeling?
Yeah... I’m shaking. I have that right now.

(after a really fucking hard conversargument)

Aww...

Work just started blocking swingset.social.

FINE I’LL USE MY MOBILE DEVICE FOR ALL MY TOOTING NEEDS.

I love showing affection by sitting behind someone / with someone in my lap while I brush their hair / scratch their scalp / massage their neck.

Today I learned that I finally have hair long enough to really brush... and my wife brushed it and it felt wonderful.

Holy crap.

Not-so-sexy stuff: skin tags 

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