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therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad?
me: have a bunch of anonymous sex with strangers
meme therapist: no
my actual therapist: wow that's great! how's that been going?

this joke brought to you by cleaning and organizing my sex toys

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if you don't like the way I store my dildos you can suck a bag of dicks

the downside of traveling with the express intent to be slutty in other cities is that it makes lodging more expensive 😂 no friends' couches or shared-space airbnbs

I really want to follow @somebearlove but it posts more often than the rest of my timeline put together.

weed 

lazily slutty 

About the "nonbinary crossbow" :nb_crossbow: 

vague feelings, drugs 

drugs, still still explicit 🤷‍♂️ 

Adult sex toys, opinions welcome, ok to boost 

lewd 

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followup, still explicit 

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followup, still explicit 

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followup, still explicit 

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followup, still explicit 

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update, explicit af 

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apparently the trans-focused bathhouse party I went to a while back is happening again tonight

🤔

misogynistic language in a positive context 

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misogynistic language in a positive context, meta, question 

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