Chill NB ✌☺♥ @chillnb@swingset.social

#introductions (excuse the tag spam)

Hiya, I mostly post elsewhere but I wanted somewhere without my name on it to publicly post stories about #grindr hookups, because I'm an #exhibitionist but also a #millenial, I guess.

I'm #nonbinary and afab. I'm #queer, tending towards folks with some amount of masc but it doesn't have to be a lot. I'm single. I'm 33. I'm white. I'm pretty well-off. Bottom-leaning verse, dom-leaning switch.

Did I miss anything important?

Woke up at six (alarm is at seven thirty), horny enough that my hand was between my legs before I was entirely awake.

Libido can you chill for FIVE MINUTES?

(Narrator: It could not.)

Often being up that early means I can at least get some before work but no dice today. :( Got off, got off again, and then got ready for work. Gonna be a sleepy one. 😪

and after all that teasing, fucking finally got myself off 😅

was playing with the womanizer (the Worst Named Sex Toy) for the first time in a while. still weighing its pros and cons vs. the (similar) satisfyer, but that can wait, because it is way past my bedtime 😴❤️

sleeve got a bit too tight, and I learned something useful: while I definitely swell while using it, I don't get as big around as I do with the suction screws ...

which means I can still easily fit inside the satisfyer, which sucks both more smoothly and harder.

tbd whether it's enough to stay on when I go out again to grab my laundry, though 😉 I'll report back

(hi yes I'm feeding off how much you all are enjoying this can you tell)

tipping the equation a little by adding nipple clamps to it. still under my shirt though ... haven't picked up the laundry yet. 😉 keeping them just loose enough for the pain not to bother me while the sensitivity builds up

fyi the only reason you don't get pervy pics on here is that I post them in other places (notably grindr) and don't want them to be cross-referenceable 😛

I'm hanging out in that nice space where I'm turned on enough that the feeling stays present but it's not urgent enough that I have to do something about it right away. I can just sit here and fidget and work on something and every once in a while I catch myself making a little noise when I shift in a way that draws my attention to the friction for a moment.

(probably doesn't hurt that I vaped a little before I went out, although it's an 8:1 CBD:THC cart so I'm not THAT high)

and now I'm all worked up from thinking about that to write it down (and from your responses, hnnf) but also I have stuff to get done tonight

so ...

I slid the sleeve onto my clit and squeezed the air out so the vacuum would hold it in place. and then took laundry around back to start a load ... and then walked to the corner store and picked up a couple of things.

and now I'm back on my couch, still fully dressed, but definitely squirming.

(I wouldn't have assumed that! Wasn't sure how much it was just a safety thing, or part of their agreement with their partner. But they weren't worried so I'm not either. Instead I'm just remembering how good they tasted when I went down on them afterwards. 😏)

I fucking love that feeling of urgency and desire, the want-you-too-much-to-hold-back. I realized recently that's probably part of the appeal of this relationship in specific, because we're constrained in what we can do and how often, and it makes the time we do get together a little more intense. (Hence spending all afternoon in bed yesterday.)

And, yeah, I did still check in:

"Was it okay that we did that?"
"Eh, we were going to do it eventually."

😂❤️

I skipped to the shitpost part but context makes this way hotter for me.

We don't normally bareback, by their policy. I'd mentioned it, earlier, when we were naked and wrapped around each other: "I know we can't and that's fine but god I'd love to just slip you into me right now."

But instead they pressed and slid against me from behind, while I squirmed and moaned, until finally instead of thrusting between my thighs they thrust hard into my pussy.

"can I finish in you?"
"yes yes yes GOD yes"

my hobby: extremely enthusiastic consent

(my other hobby: inviting my friends to cum inside me 😍😂)

so admittedly we intentionally scheduled this date in a way that would allow us to just spend four hours in bed if we wanted, but I didn't think we were actually going to do it 😳☺️😴

"you're going to get fucked until you can't think any more"

seriously where have they BEEN all my life 💦💦💦

I ordered a pump kit. like, a niceish one. I wouldn't have bothered just for the maybe?? (not well researched) potential size increase if it was a chore, but uh

regularly getting a blowjob from a machine is not a downside

like, fuck

I feel like I'm lying in bed with my dick hard inside a pleasantly frictiony toy. (it's ribbed on the inside, and I haven't put lube in it yet so it's a little rough but I'm enjoying that.)

it's not much but it's probably the best I've felt about that part of my body when someone wasn't actively getting me off.

honestly just that cw is pretty blue

I tried jacking off with a sleeve for the first time yesterday and liked it way better than I expected. couldn't get all the way off with it but it felt really good. it's designed for clits, short and closed at one end so you can squeeze to create a vacuum. it's strong enough to just suck itself on and stay there, but still soft and rubbery and nice.

tonight I'm playing with it stoned and it's fanfuckingtastic.

god the fwb and I (am I gonna have to come up with pseudonyms? that might be fun!) chat and flirt all the time but when we're coming up on a date it really gets out of hand

I'm squirming on my damn couch and I can't even do anything about it because I'm expecting a food delivery any minute, haha

(this situation is new and super fun/exciting but we only get to see each other every couple weeks or so. the NRE's in a real tight bottleneck. it's, uh, something.)