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therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad?
me: have a bunch of anonymous sex with strangers
meme therapist: no
my actual therapist: wow that's great! how's that been going?

this joke brought to you by cleaning and organizing my sex toys

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if you don't like the way I store my dildos you can suck a bag of dicks

the downside of traveling with the express intent to be slutty in other cities is that it makes lodging more expensive 😂 no friends' couches or shared-space airbnbs

I really want to follow @somebearlove but it posts more often than the rest of my timeline put together.

weed 

I was getting all ready to be frustrated about high tolerance and stuck on only edibles (no smoke/vape) before surgery and not being able to get a good pleasant high but ...

nah I'm good

lazily slutty 

my nipples are really sensitive right now, someone come play with them

About the "nonbinary crossbow" :nb_crossbow: 

I designed the "nonbinary crossbow" :nb_crossbow: about a year ago. I'd like to explain the meanings behind each element.

First off, there are the mirror of Venus and spear of Mars--traditional symbols of female and male identities, respectively.

But the central circle is intended to represent agender identities, and the incomplete arc to represent demi- and other nonbinary identities. 1/

vague feelings, drugs 

I'm too high and too on mobile to put it into words right now but I just saw her for the last time in the foreseeable and I am feeling a lot of things right now

drugs, still still explicit 🤷‍♂️ 

and then because I'm greedy I invited someone over to smoke weed and go to brunch and then come back and have sex and nap and have sex some more

Adult sex toys, opinions welcome, ok to boost 

I generally don't do black Friday... But some toys I have had my eye on are discounted sooooo
For ftms that have had some lower growth and a meta
Can the poorly named womanizer
Lelo sona cruise
Or satisfyer
Work?
I'm worried the womanizer is the best option because it has interchangeable heads of various sizes.
But I want to do lelo...
Input?

lewd 

My throat hurts. Could that be because a) I repeatedly tried to swallow a large cock without having much experience doing so, or b) I was moaning and making other very happy noises for about two hours straight? 🤔

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followup, still explicit 

my only regret is not playing with anyone with tits tonight, but someone told me the actual cadence of this party so I am optimistic I will have more chances.

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followup, still explicit 

with the last one, I was sitting up on the edge while he fingered me and stroked himself, until he finally stood up and started positioning himself. had a quick chat about test history that ended with him sliding into me bareback and, again, just pumping me into until he came.

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followup, still explicit 

setting those up was so much fun ... I just kept ending up either fingering myself or getting fingered and watching someone else stroke themselves. in one case I spent some luxurious minutes blowing him while he sat on the edge, then kissed him and pressed my tits around his cock, then back to sucking him, until he was close and squirming and went got a condom.

I love when people take my instructions not to hold back seriously. 🤤

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followup, still explicit 

home now, sore and tired and sated.

I didn't end up having any more sex after getting a room :P oh well

just meant the first time was in the other person's room, and the other two were right next to the hot tub where anyone who wanted could watch me getting railed ☺

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update, explicit af 

got a private room and am taking a break to jerk off to the sounds of the guys in the next room

having a little trouble getting enough friction with two loads already dripping out of me though

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apparently the trans-focused bathhouse party I went to a while back is happening again tonight

🤔

misogynistic language in a positive context 

(the line that made me think of it this time was "I want you to feel like a princess when I treat you like a whore" and her reaction to it was 100% worth the metathinking)

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misogynistic language in a positive context, meta, question 

I want to invoke the good feelings someone has when I call her a slut or a whore, but those aren't words I otherwise use and they don't reflect my actual values around sex and sex work (nor hers).

Suggestions of other ways to get at that kink? Or ways to frame it so it won't make my skin crawl?

(Boosts fine!)

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