Lilian ⚧ @memnus@swingset.social

Ahoy, New folks on swingset.social? Time for an #introductions post!

I'm Lilian, your local Mastodon old-timer and part of the mod team! I'm a thirty-something blue-haired transfeminine queer, living in the Seattle area. I'm an oversaturated solo polyamorous slut, casually kinky, trying to take care of myself and my chosen family. I dabble in all kinds of crafts, always looking for a new way to make useful and beautiful things.

The secret is to stop every thirty seconds to blast off the glittercakes

As if today, I have lived at House of Seven Stairs for five years. What a five years it's been.

Rewatching Rogue One and welp this one is still a doozy.

One of these two is snoring and my heart can't take this

This revelation brought to you by Present High Lilian's gratitude to Past Hungry Lilian for leaving generous quantities of leftovers

"Tikka masala" scans to "surfin' safari"

Now marks my official entry into the 2019 Little Drummer Boy game. The objective: make it to December 26th without hearing any version of said song.

Good luck to my fellow contestants.

Not that I had particularly high expectations, but I've gotten exactly no knitting done since Friday, because apparently Dissociation Pills are part of my meds regimen, and the section of the shawl I'm on requires precise counting in a very small-grid chart.

Wherein my subconscious displays a grasp of air travel that's tenuous at best. I was settling in on the plane, realized I'd forgotten something, got off the plane and went home for it, came back through security and back on the plane. A bit into the flight, I'm missing something else, get off the plane to retrieve it, get back on the plane. The whole time I'm fretting because I can't remember if I took the gun out of my bag.

Somewhere in this neighborhood there is a burrito that will make you see God, and I intend to find it

It's gonna be a gay trip, y'all

Talk about a day of emotional whiplash

aaaaaaaa I just won a giveaway! A copy of The Matrix with custom Mikey Neumann cover art and just o m bussing g

Real bad form to allow a company to show off a blatantly political game but then moderate politics out of chat. Bussing white dudes, I tell you.

Honk

A moon like tonight's really deserves an awoo

Damn, Zeta Shift is enbylicious tonight.

It's happening! Donations of any integer multiple of $10.04 for the next hour.

desertbus.org

Tonight!! Deck boxes going up for giveaway on Desert Bus! https://desertbus.org/prize/46
(Better image gallery including progress: https://photos.app.goo.gl/bzUcnDnzSFocfJWRA)
Bonus for my trans peeps: If you enter for this giveaway, let me know; I'll be doing a drawing of my own for a FULLY CUSTOM box.