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I'm Lilian, your local Mastodon old-timer and part of the mod team! I'm a thirty-something blue-haired transfeminine queer, living in the Seattle area. I'm an oversaturated solo polyamorous slut, casually kinky, trying to take care of myself and my chosen family. I dabble in all kinds of crafts, always looking for a new way to make useful and beautiful things.

Ever make a piece of art, accidentally sign it upside down, then set it down on a flat surface somewhere in you home never to be seen again? No, just me?

Today in Minecraft 

Raided a half dozen End cities, and left a couple chests of loot for the other players, with elytra, shulker boxes, potions, and various diamond tools.

The chests live by the hot tub on the roof of the village.

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wordle meta 

Even though nobody posted spoilers, all the complaining about today's got me to broaden my search space and still hit this one in 4/6. It was, however, my first time going off self-imposed hard mode rules.

Just egg things 

The first word that ever gave me gender euphoria was "gorgeous". Maybe it was dysphoria. I had no idea what I was feeling and freaked out. Asked my partner not to call me that again.

I was 19.

Today in Minecraft 

On my meta's shared survival server: did my first Ender Dragon fight with two others, got the kill shot, brought home its head; raided a couple end cities and learned to fly

Peaceful world with my boyfriend: made an automatic underwater wool farm, then added bees and flowers to it because why not

Today I am reminded that sometimes pretty girls fall in love with each other. Maybe at least some things will be okay.

Is it as sketchy as I think it is for an art festival to charge a submission fee, regardless of the work being accepted?

Alcohol, meads of production 

Just greeted my latest batch of mead as "burble friend" so that's how my morning's going

Blackhole rain
Won't you come
wash away the snoooooow

More Matrix Resurrections headcanon 

Bugs and Lexy sleep together in Io, but keep it mostly professional on deployments (except after particularly close calls). They've propositioned Berg for a threesome, but neither of them is butch enough to be his type.

Snow is the only thing that can make my house this quiet.

STI shitpost 

Can you have safe unprotected sex jacked into the Matrix? Or if you catch syphilis in the Matrix, do you catch syphilis in real life?

Matrix Resurrections serious spoilers 

I didn't know how much I needed a queer story whose epilogue is "you offered us freedom and betrayed that, so now we're gonna fuck up your world while you watch"

4:00 and my evening lights have already come on. Must be Solstice.

Holiday adjacent (fun) 

Season's yeetings to all.

youtube.com/watch?v=YP_7e90Fsp

(Wherein Xyla Foxlin and friends strap a rocket motor to a Christmas tree)

I legit love finding grey hairs in my side shave.

Minecraft artists are on such another level. I'm trying to wrap my brain around it and just. wow.

House of Seven Stairs? More like House of Seven Years heyooooooo

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Swingset.Social

We are swingers, polyamorous, sex positive, nonmonogamous, and accepting of any and all relationship practices. We are consent and kink aware. We welcome people of color and extend a specific welcome to black and indigenous people. We accept all sexual orientations (LGBTQIA+ inclusive) and gender identities.

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