Lilian ⚧ @memnus@swingset.social

Ahoy, New folks on swingset.social? Time for an #introductions post!

I'm Lilian, your local Mastodon old-timer and part of the mod team! I'm a thirty-something blue-haired transfeminine queer, living in the Seattle area. I'm an oversaturated solo polyamorous slut, casually kinky, trying to take care of myself and my chosen family. I dabble in all kinds of crafts, always looking for a new way to make useful and beautiful things.

Sword lesbians, shield lesbians, allow me to complete your triad as a bow lesbian.

(cc @frostotron)

(also holy crap posing for a selfie with a bow is surprisingly difficult)

Never send a miter saw to do a table saw's job 😒

These shitposts are @bitofabother's fault

Any dress can also be floor length if removed and discarded carelessly

Remember, any dress can be floor length if you're lying down

How is it possible for two men to be obviously a couple and *still* give off straight vibes

Hey Portland comrades, stay safe and give 'em hell.

RIP this laptop.

The bitter irony that, within two days of each other:

- An insider leaks a huge pile of documents, claiming that Google discriminates against conservatives
- A bunch of queer creators announce that they're suing Google and YouTube for discriminating against them

Feel free to assume how I feel about each of these two things, but given that Google signs my paychecks, please do not ask me for further comment on either one.

I have seen my first candy corn of the fall.

Broke: "taking their virginity"
Woke: "giving them a warm welcome"

Where culture goes to die

As pointed out on Twitter (https://twitter.com/_Anunnery/status/1158576865453334528)

30+50+3+5 = 88

Also the fantasy of using violence to defend your children against inhuman hordes

OP has been blowing the whistle louder and louder in the replies

Smol androgynous person at the gym:
Wearing a Palantir shirt:

My girlfriend's 12-year-old daughter has acquired an Extremely Gay Haircut and here I had thought she couldn't get any cooler

Friends with benedicts

In retrospect, there's a certain hubris in filing all the soot off the laser cut edges only to paint said edges black.

For real though, if you're in District 6, vote for Melissa Hall.

Also I am super happy with a simple look this morning (eye contact)

I am now officially on the record saying "that is not a thing I'm at liberty to discuss" in a professional context and this makes me inordinately happy