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Ahoy, New folks on swingset.social? Time for an post!

I'm Lilian, your local Mastodon old-timer and part of the mod team! I'm a thirty-something blue-haired transfeminine queer, living in the Seattle area. I'm an oversaturated solo polyamorous slut, casually kinky, trying to take care of myself and my chosen family. I dabble in all kinds of crafts, always looking for a new way to make useful and beautiful things.

Queers: proving love is real on all timelines since forever

cohost 

I've claimed my usual username there, just in case!

Food shitpost, lewd adjacent 

Prefixes to cake can be used to indicate past circumstances (pan-, cup-), present contents (crab, carrot), or future uses (pound)

Cat eye contact 

Patterson still has nothing but disdain for me and my house.

Lewd shitpost 

Why are we just calling it morning sex when "bred and breakfast" is right there

Satisfactory 

You call *that* not a place of honor?

Work adjacent, + 

... And I just ran into another member of that person's team, looking significantly more femme than three years ago. What's going on over there?

Is it coincidence that that team is doing the same work I was doing when I started transition??

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Executive function brag, all-caps demands within are not meant to be taken seriously 

I have folded and put away laundry immediately after taking it out of the dryer. I DEMAND PRAISE. VALIDATE ME.

Math on a cosmic scale 

"Eventually anything will happen, no matter how unlikely" actually statistical error. Functions-That-Integrate-to-Less-Than-One-In-the-Infinite-Limit Georg, who is taught in high school calculus and includes 1/x^3, exists and should not be discarded when generalized to four dimensions

Satisfactory 

... The wiki informs me that this waste disposal is far too close for safety. I may need to get sillier.

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Satisfactory 

One eight-hour hyperfocus session later, and I have nuclear power online.

There is a cat somewhere in my house. I know this because, two mornings in a row now, I have woken up and the cat food that was on a plate has disappeared.

I have no idea where this cat is.

New plants! 

I got some raspberry starts a couple weeks ago, and hauled some planters up to the roof for them. I think they're taking hold nicely!

Hopefully they do better than the last things I planted there...

Oh heck, Satisfactory map changes in the next update look sweet. Moved from midgame to super early, and actually have useful functionality. They're making radar towers useful too??

Linux whine 

I'll grant this much though - it remembers which windows go on which monitors, and moves them back when I plug those monitors back in.

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Linux whine 

Work pulled support for Cinnamon and forced me to switch to Gnome and holy shit is it bad for my use cases.

work shitpost 

"Don't talk to me or my child process ever again" --shit I can say in meetings

Biofamily+ 

I called my mom for Mother's Day for maybe the first time ever? Not that we've had a bad relationship but it just wasn't a thing I did. And even in her obvious/pleasant surprise, she said "Thank you, daughter."

I don't think she knows how lucky I feel right now.

Can't believe I got queerbaited by a window replacement company

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Swingset.Social

We are swingers, polyamorous, sex positive, nonmonogamous, and accepting of any and all relationship practices. We are consent and kink aware. We welcome people of color and extend a specific welcome to black and indigenous people. We accept all sexual orientations (LGBTQIA+ inclusive) and gender identities.

We discuss a lot of things here; podcasts, swinging, polyamory, kink, nonmonogamy, and sex-positivity, and we expect our users to respect general mastodon community standards surrounding using content warnings (CW) for politics, tough discussions, nudity, and graphic kink / bdsm. Viewer discretion is advised.

If you're cool with all this, you can apply to join our little community by visiting our application page and we'll let you in!