Lilian ⚧ @memnus@swingset.social

Ahoy, New folks on swingset.social? Time for an #introductions post!

I'm Lilian, your local Mastodon old-timer and part of the mod team! I'm a thirty-something blue-haired transfeminine queer, living in the Seattle area. I'm an oversaturated solo polyamorous slut, casually kinky, trying to take care of myself and my chosen family. I dabble in all kinds of crafts, always looking for a new way to make useful and beautiful things.

I have discovered a place that serves Cambodian food and heck I need more of this in my life

I do feel bad passing a struggling comrade at 20 mph uphill. Thing's a beast.

Do Real Cyclists™ consider something like this cheating? It's certainly easy mode.

Oh hey, it's my primary ballot.

☒ Sanders

The only other candidate I would vote for with a clear conscience is Warren. There are a few others that I would grit my teeth and vote for anyway, but if it's a last name that starts with B I am going to need some convincing to do even that.

I can haz strong?

Anyone know somewhere nearby that sells reusable / washable maxi pads? I probably could have moved to those a month ago (or for a lot of last year) but now I can fit it in my brain.

I want a nap.

Oh no two cute enbies changed their icons and now they look like each other at first glance

oh no

Three years since I started coming out as trans. Fascinating time for this anniversary to fall, but here I am.

Suddenly finding myself on East Coast time and wow is it quiet in the mornings

Unattended genders will be confiscated and may be destroyed.

Looking up ways to disable NFC on my credit card, and the main advice seems to be "don't bother, that's not the attack that people are using"

Look, I'm not worried about charges that I can cancel, I want to kill it because it's interfering with my ORCA card

"Capitalism inspires innovation" is statistically inaccurate. Median innovation is inspired by problems. Capitalism Georg, who lives in a cave and causes 10,000 problems, is an outlier adn should not be credited

Donut craving reaching critical levels

The Polycule of Theseus

This has been your swingset.social weather report for Seattle. Tune into some other account for somewhere else idk

The rain this morning is 0% fucking around

And you could have it all
The confidence tonflirt
I will hold you up
I will make you pert

Totchos, but with mac and cheese instead of the tater tots

I'm sad I didn't think of this until I was already full

How do my thigh-highs manage to become knee-highs even under my leggings