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I'm Lilian, your local Mastodon old-timer and part of the mod team! I'm a thirty-something blue-haired transfeminine queer, living in the Seattle area. I'm an oversaturated solo polyamorous slut, casually kinky, trying to take care of myself and my chosen family. I dabble in all kinds of crafts, always looking for a new way to make useful and beautiful things.

Incorrect earworm 

Got mud on your face
You mud get face
Muddy mud mud face
Muddy face face

When my cat comes to sleep on the pillow beside me at night: oh my gosh I am the luckiest cat mom

When he then burrows under the blankets and doesn't emerge until noon: now listen here you little brat


Over the course of three hours, I should mention.

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A friend of @midi_mac shared a Queer Beer selection, it was eight or nine beers split between six people, and wow my tolerance is low and I need to lie down for a bit. Was hoping to get groceries on the way home but that may not be happening.

When I've broken the same piece three times, it's a good sign that I need to redesign that piece, isn't it.

Sometimes a fat bee wanders into the garage while I'm working to bump around a bit 🥰

Got in. Total unread email count since Feb 19: 4231 threads

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First day back at work in three months. Due to lack of updates or logins in that time, my laptop has been dropped to the "minimally trusted" tier, so I have no email access.

I have now passed two hours on hold in the hopes of getting that fixed.

Local problems when authors don't quite finish their research 

"A secret facility was built under this airport at the height of the Cold War!"

When the Berlin Wall fell, that airport had barely received initial construction funding from the federal government. It didn't open until 1995, and I remember attending the air show put on for the occasion.

Domestic scenes 

Staying with my sweetie in DC for the week; my meta is a musician so sometimes there's just piano or guitar or accordion floating through the house. It's kind of amazing.

From now on referring to my vise exclusively as "the good squincher"


... shall now exclusively be referred to as Husky Musky's Magical Pump-and-Dump Ride

Please update your records accordingly

Polyamory in 2020 Disk 2 

Slowly, agonizingly, shortening the list of people that I haven't kissed in over a year

Covid vax 

Second shot got, time to quiz my body on the material from last month.

The perils of crafting 

Trying to figure out new inlay techniques. The inside of my vacuum is going to be a glitter hazard zone.

NPR podcasts 

Quick summary of the latest series from both Invisibilia and Serial: "Toxic masculinity ruins the party again"

Earworm, comedic violence 

kill a mime with a coconut

Power tool brand that would very much like to escape its lewd associations 

Does *your* Hitachi have a laser sight and dust collection?

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