Midi Mac @midi_mac@swingset.social

Ah yes ye olde I'm out of T and out of refills and two days late for my shot and can't get a hold of my doctor to refill ::twitch::

New polyam term, petamour. Like metamour, but for companion animals!

First tomato I've grown of the season!

Feeling very directionless and burnt out today

I feel like such a dick hole friend because I have so many people in my life that I very much want to sleep with. I do my best to ignore it and push the those urges down, but if they ever made any sign of Interest I would go for that. And I feel like that's so cliche, the predatory man friend that's just waiting to fuck you. It's definitely not every person, but I wish I could be a better platonic friend.

I'm debating starting neurofeedback/biofeedback.
Has anybody done this?

Me: spends day thinking about doing a raw vegan diet
Also me: eating slices of cheese and drinking milk after dinner and trying to decide between yogurt with chocolate chips or mochi ice cream for dessert...

Those moments when you're playing with someone and you can't tell if you're having multiple orgasms or just one massive never ending one.

I was interviewed for a queer sex podcast, and now all these things that I should have said are flooding into my brain. I hope it presents well once it is edited. I'm now recorded on film espousing how great girl cock is and also talking about discovering masturbation as a preschooler (and not knowing what it was... Just that it was amazing).

Blehhhh my p patch is full of weeds and I just am lacking the anything to deal with it and to take care of it properly

I have fresh welts and my face smells delicious
I'm a happy boy!

Oh hey one of the folks I match highest with on a dating app is my exes abusive ex... Welp

Me on my phone... Flipping between various social media outlets, job postings, tiny house listings, fetlife, and dating and hookup sites... Then as soon as anything looks interesting, getting nervous and running away.

Huh, turns out it's pretty fun to spend pride on the hill when you go to a secret men's sex party...

This happened today

That moment when you're at book club and wondering when it's okay to leave because your girlfriend has a young man at her place who she's going to cotop you with...