Seriously tho this is a great article that actually does justice to the debate. And also while we're talking about pasta debates let me remind everyone of this fantastic thread.

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a previously unexplored fetish 

Vanna White coated in Vanta Black

Like I don’t usually follow up my own posts with “omfg late capitalism” but “CLIMATE CHANGE IS NOW YOU MUST JIZZ WITH OUR PRODUCTS TO VAGUELY ASSUAGE THE DYING” is possibly tiptoeing into late late capitalism.

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Ok so disaster charity sales are nothing new.

But this Lelo email about a hurricane charity sale (for a still going storm) is... something.

“We’ll donate probably < 5% and give you free lube. People are suffering HURRY.”

“Your opportunity to have an orgasm AND save a life.”

@DylanTheThomas I think Twitch randomly suggested I watch the derby that @ToniaThomas's at? Men's derby seems different than the women's derby that I've been to in the past?

@DylanTheThomas I don't know how to re- and quote-reboost this, but in case you haven't read it, this seems very relevant to your interests:

I'm extremely pleased to launch Run Your Own Social: How to run a small social network site for you friends.

This is a guide book to running a small, tight-knit federated social network server. It comes from my year of experience running Friend Camp. It's focused largely on SOCIAL solutions, though it does touch on the technical.

I've tried to keep it technology-neutral, and it should be a pretty easy read for anyone who's been on the fediverse for a while.

@DylanTheThomas Is that the right hashtag for this year's trip or did it change? I thought it changed, but I can't remember to what...

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Woo, confirmed our room for . We'll need to make some friends for the jacuzzi in the room... 😉

Also, for someone who spends so much time shopping for BDSM gear, I feel like her choice of personal vibrator would sound better and less buzzy. Who am I to judge though? It sounded cheap, but maybe it's what works for her.

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Apparently sex workers and doms have concerns with Bonding on Netflix, but I'm trying to figure out how these two are competing at pinball when they're on two separate machines, and also why the one table was in service mode for most of the scene.

When can I start mining Cooper's Peen Coin? It's the only cryptocurrency I trust!

Can't believe our drive to the sex club has to be tainted by this offensive billboard 👼

I don't have anything interesting to say, I just want to post so that I remember to keep this account active.

Toot toot! On the way to Valentine's in Niagara. Using the hashtag as per @DylanTheThomas's intro on the newest Swingset podcast.

What are polyamory meetups like? Well right now we're in the middle of a deep discussion about what to call an appetizer if it arrives after the main course instead of before. Denouement is currently winning but no one heard my suggestion of refractory course.

No idea if there's a hashtag for Valentine's in Niagara. is too short and generic, is too long. ?

Oh wow, I haven't actually posted here yet. Hi! I swear I have a completely separate account elsewhere on birdsite to discuss pro wrestling. This one should be about *consults application page* swinging, polyamory, kink, nonmonogamy, sex-positivity, and Swingset.FM podcasts?


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